“Good Heaven. You're
not wearing a bra.”
“Dude. Chill. It's
just a boob.”
“Just a boob to you,
young lady, but to the entirety of Christianhood it's a temptation of
the devil.”
“Why?” Chloe
frowned. “I've seen pictures of you with your boobs out.”
“Only to nourish the
young messiah. Nourishment is always acceptable.”
“Except in one pub in
Hull, where they banned someone for breastfeeding because it
distracted the punters from the strippers.”
“That's disgusting.”
The Mother of God pulled a cigarette from the packer. “And less of
the 'dude,' if you please.”
2 comments:
*claps* Brilliant. I love it.
Thanks. I'm replacing the old man in her story with a cantankerous Virgin
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