The Dog and the Walnut
Tree
A monkey and a lion cub
were arguing one day
about the need for
belly rubs
and whatever game to
play.
“It's delightful in
the shining sun”
said lion to the chimp
“Why don't we see
who's fast to run?
And which of us will
limp?”
“Better still,”
replied the chimp,
“Why don't we climb a
tree?
“Award a prize for
dexterous imp
I bet you cant beat
me.”
“A tree like this?”
said little cub
and lifted up a stick.
“Don't be stupid,
that's a stub,
“You're really rather
thick.”
“Am I?” said the
carnivore
and proceeded to
explain.
“There really isn't
nothing more
than delicious monkey
brain.”
The moral of this loss
of life
is really rather glum.
the thickest stick to
beat a wife
has a general rule of
thumb.
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