short forms 4th August 2017

change voice
to first person
and make her an ex-con
and a whizz at computer fraud.
Dating.

© Rachel Green 2017

pouring rain
even the dogs are reluctant
to go walkies

© Rachel Green 2017

jiu-jitsu
becomes boxing practice
(the instructor's bored)
my hands stink afterwards
remind me to take my own gloves

© Rachel Green 2017

annual review
requested by the GP
please make appointment

An hour on the phone
going from queue position thirteen
to queue position one

The the phone cuts off

© Rachel Green 2017

desired meal pales after third day

© Rachel Green 2017